Back from vacation, I have resumed my duties in the Crossroads office and was quite dismayed to discover that my Shrek had been violently tortured and disfigured in my absence. Apparently, Mick’s recent small group “discussion” was replaced with an interrogation session for my beloved Shrek where he had screws drilled into his eye, neck and ribs…not to mention his leg was amputated and quite miraculously now protrudes from his chest. He was burned and tormented in such a heinous manner, he now walks with the aid of a cain. A special “thank you” to those members of Mick and Christine’s small group who obviously are more fit for Catholicism of the Dark Ages than for modern-day Christianity….I look forward to thanking your personally. 
You see, Mick has a virtual toy store in his office. From Rubik’s cubes to Ninja Turtles, a kid (ie. Mick) could get lost in there. Not too long ago, some sort of rivalry was formed between his turtles and my Shrek (who travels with his noble steed). The pranking was kicked up quite a bit in my absence, and now I’m left to ponder just how to seek my revenge. Mick loves vinyl records…that would definitely be an option…and he loves coffee. hehe….I prepare Mick’s coffee….the mind reels at the possibilites.
(Note: All rivalries and competitive sporting occurring at “the office” is done in fun, no actual Animals or live Ogres were hurt during the games and such office sporting is not recommended for the faint of heart.)
I am pretty sure our pirate Shrek is way cooler anyways.. so enjoy!
I do not have a small group… but I do have a community group.
I heard it referred to as “small group” in the office today….who could have made such a mistake???
Welcome back!! Ask Mick about Hailey’s Barbie and Barbie’s pet dog…. He had quite a time with it last week! Awesome post. I love it! I am literally laughing out loud at my computer! HAHA
I think that was so rude of Mick, why would a person do a thing like that. Shame on you Mick. lol
I can’t help but to notice the “artistic” beauty of the new and improved Shrek. With his new goatee, I can’t help but notice the resemblance to Mick and Bob. Hmmm, coincidence, I think not! I can’t help but wonder what happened to poor Donkey.
Les, I’d have to agree with you. The new Shrek has many fathers…I see a little Brandon in there, as well.
you know what they say about people who torture small animals and ogres….they grow up to be serial killers. What kind of crazy church is this?
above post is from wife-of-matt